link!
Morning all.
This seems to be my latest email spam subject. If I buy one will they leave me alone? [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">The World Famous Jack Rabbit Vibrator
Sex In the City stars all use it. It's had global acceptance after it appeared on various episodes. Women are loving it. Men love using it on women. It adds a great experience for any situation.
Retail stores sell these for way too much. We have limited stock at wholesale pricing.
*Intended for mature audiences.
link!
[img]eek.gif[/img] i like the real thing too much so i'll pass
donut please [img]wink.gif[/img]
ya know the majority of emails i get are for viagra, at one point at work we were all getting porn [img]eek.gif[/img]
Just for you Jor.
BTW-I haven't clicked on it no I have no idea where it goes.
http://wishmegoodluckbye.com/
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<font size="5"><font color="red">Dear DA...</font></font>
<font color="red">...an advice column for sheep who cannot think for themselves...</font>
Dear DA:
I?m 16 and have never had a boyfriend. I?ve only been on one date. This worries me because I feel abnormal, as though something?s wrong with me.
Being accepted by others and getting married are high priorities in my life, but I?m feeling as though I?ll never meet the right guy. How can I feel better about myself and my situation?
Seeking Approval
Detroit, Mich.
Dear Seeking Approval:
...so you must be pretty fugly, eh?
If you were here, I?d slap you right across your acne-scarred face. Then I'd wash my talons. Filthy bitch. My brain hurts when you ingorant bible-thumpers start bawl;ing about how put-upon you are everytime society refuses to conform to your absurd and unreasonable cult standards.
Here's what you need to do: Drag yer sorry ass outta church and down to the local mall, or wherever the hell you pus-ozzing peons 'hang out' and 'rap'. First cute guy you see, take him into the JCPenney dressing rooms and spread for 'im. Trust me, you'll feel better, and Jayzuz won't mind. You''l feel better about yerself, and if you don't, well...there's always that hillbilly heroin. No doubt you know where you can score some of that.
'Course, maybe yer just not into guys. Ever think of that? Try making out with some of yer girlfriends. See if you like it. See if they like it. Don't give up on the first try, keep doing it over and over until yer sure yer not a hot lesbian slut.
Dear DA:
I?m 17 and believe that courtship is better than dating because it protects your testimony and separates you from the world. Let?s say you go on a date to a restaurant, and one of your non-Christian friends from school sees the two of you driving down the street and assumes you?re going to a questionable place to do questionable things instead of simply out to dinner. Now your testimony is blown!
Courtship is a good way to get to know someone in a safe environment. Your chaperone doesn?t have to be listening to your every word, but as long as he or she is there and in sight of you, things are OK, and you have a clean testimony.
Katie
From our e-mail bag
Dear Katie:
...gawddamn yer a cold bitch. Lemme translate this: You wanna fuck some ugly hillbilly from yer church, but you want to make sure nobody finds out. Good luck! Chances are he's already told all his toothless xtian buddies you two are going at it. Don't worry, though, there are plenty of life opportunities left to you at this point...but to be honest, most of them involve a two-bedroom trailer, a minimum of five kids, and meth addiction.
...and you people want to set the curriculum in our public schools...
You waste too much energy responding to those letters, DA. You should try my standard answer:
Dear Suzie,
Have some punch and don't worry about it. NEXT!
[img]wink.gif[/img]
Just because its your standard recipe doesn't mean everyone puts roofies in the punch, Fluff. [img]wink.gif[/img]
How 'bout a Hawaiian punch? [img]wink.gif[/img]
No... I would say more like Donkey Punch. [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">lmfao! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]Originally posted by Taste the Blood of Dark Angel:
<font size="5"><font color="red">Dear DA...</font></font>
<font color="red">...an advice column for sheep who cannot think for themselves...</font>
Dear DA:
I?m 16 and have never had a boyfriend. I?ve only been on one date. This worries me because I feel abnormal, as though something?s wrong with me.
Being accepted by others and getting married are high priorities in my life, but I?m feeling as though I?ll never meet the right guy. How can I feel better about myself and my situation?
Seeking Approval
Detroit, Mich.
Dear Seeking Approval:
...so you must be pretty fugly, eh?
If you were here, I?d slap you right across your acne-scarred face. Then I'd wash my talons. Filthy bitch. My brain hurts when you ingorant bible-thumpers start bawl;ing about how put-upon you are everytime society refuses to conform to your absurd and unreasonable cult standards.
Here's what you need to do: Drag yer sorry ass outta church and down to the local mall, or wherever the hell you pus-ozzing peons 'hang out' and 'rap'. First cute guy you see, take him into the JCPenney dressing rooms and spread for 'im. Trust me, you'll feel better, and Jayzuz won't mind. You''l feel better about yerself, and if you don't, well...there's always that hillbilly heroin. No doubt you know where you can score some of that.
'Course, maybe yer just not into guys. Ever think of that? Try making out with some of yer girlfriends. See if you like it. See if they like it. Don't give up on the first try, keep doing it over and over until yer sure yer not a hot lesbian slut.
Dear DA:
I?m 17 and believe that courtship is better than dating because it protects your testimony and separates you from the world. Let?s say you go on a date to a restaurant, and one of your non-Christian friends from school sees the two of you driving down the street and assumes you?re going to a questionable place to do questionable things instead of simply out to dinner. Now your testimony is blown!
Courtship is a good way to get to know someone in a safe environment. Your chaperone doesn?t have to be listening to your every word, but as long as he or she is there and in sight of you, things are OK, and you have a clean testimony.
Katie
From our e-mail bag
Dear Katie:
...gawddamn yer a cold bitch. Lemme translate this: You wanna fuck some ugly hillbilly from yer church, but you want to make sure nobody finds out. Good luck! Chances are he's already told all his toothless xtian buddies you two are going at it. Don't worry, though, there are plenty of life opportunities left to you at this point...but to be honest, most of them involve a two-bedroom trailer, a minimum of five kids, and meth addiction.
...and you people want to set the curriculum in our public schools...
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